can i have 'em for some taytos?

Dear Mr Giuseppe Zanotti. I would sell my own mother for these shoes (sorry mother, I know you've been stalking my blog checking to see if i'm up to no good) but ok, if not my mother would you settle for a bag of tayto and a lipstick?
no?
your right too. this is 989 euros worth of sculpted heel. my taytos are worth 99c. You can see why this is not going to work?
can I sell my soul instead? its worth at least 89 euro and has a few miles on it.....